Home » music » Recent Articles:

My concert spreadsheet

May 14, 2009 Columns 4 Comments

I am and at least I know this, a sad, stat-loving, spreadsheet aficionado, anally retentive, obsessive weirdo.

I know this because for the last few years I have kept track of all the live bands I’ve seen, be it at a gig or festival and stored them all, complete with 10/10 scores, dates seen, venues visited all in a big colourful Excel spreadsheet. It really is a work of art that I’m very proud of and would feel quite lost without. In one tab, the spreadsheet lists bands seen at gigs, including support acts. Each have been given a score out of 10 and some even have comments attached to remind me of certain events (like when I missed half of the Mars Volta’s set in Birmingham a few years back because for some reason they started at 8pm but still managed to impress enough in the short slot to score an 8/10). This first tab also tracks all my festival visits, naturally with scores out of 10 for every act seen. It counts bands seen, distinct bands seen, venues visited and how many times for each. The second tab lists these concerts in order of greatness whilst the third lists the counts of bands which I have seen more than once. … Continue Reading

The Post-Club Conundrum – Part Deux

April 24, 2009 Columns No Comments

Brimming with glee... or grinning and bearing it?

Continued from Part Une:

After what seemed an eternity, the four of us arrived back at my flat, paid the flap of cardboard masquerading as a cab driver, and watched him drive his rusted ensemble of misery into the distance. Now it was time to get this party back on track. I had already assembled a shortlist of potential songs from which I would choose the all-important introduction to our night part two. It consisted of a choice between The Who’s rousing ‘Baba O’Reilly’, the Fred Falke remix of the Whitest Boy Alive’s ‘Golden Cage’ [Ed - kudos], Underworld’s epic ‘Cowgirl’, Lee Scratch Perry’s ‘Jungle Lion’, or, for perhaps a more subtle approach allowing my guests to settle in, ‘Haiti’ by the Arcade Fire.

What a great tune to take your shoes off and get comfortable to. I was weighing all this up as I lead my friends up the stairs and along the corridor into my room. “Make yourself at home,” I triumphed with a broad face, as if I hardly knew them. Then, satisfied at seeing them take in all my cool stuff, I skipped along to the kitchen to fetch the beers and make that crucial decision. More songs came to me in waves of inspiration as I gazed into the fridge; ‘The Killing Moon’, ‘One Pure Thought’, ‘F.E.A.R’, ‘Last Post on the Bugle’, ‘Voodoo Ray’, ‘Float On’… oh the options! I was brought swiftly back from the realm of godly DJs by murmering from my room, and grabbing the six pack, I approached the arena proudly. … Continue Reading

1(b): Meaningless as aesthetic judgment

April 22, 2009 Columns No Comments

The debate about ‘the meaningless and the meaningful’ has a political and an economic slant. Consider hiphop: the great (racist) accusation is invariably that it ‘just isn’t music’.

James Brown

James Brown

You don’t often hear anyone calling hiphop ‘meaningless’, which is a neat rhetorical trick – steering the debate away from the pivotal function: to demonstrate ‘lyrical skills’ even in the absence of a band, musicianship, or originality. Hiphop is profoundly democratic in its most basic (and affordable) formula: not even two turntables and a microphone, but one. Effectively, Hiphop is supremely meaningful in its central gesture: to assert the validity and audibility of its underprivileged, under-represented voices, which is why the main line of attack for critics must be on the musical front, where old soul records are recycled. (Arguably, there are complex semiotics here, too: using the records themselves suggests a knowledge of cultural history, unlike white musicians passing off black music as their own.)

Public Enemy

Public Enemy

Music aside, to be meaningful is threatening: Public Enemy’s snapshots of black history made them targets for FBI phonetaps, although NWA’s exhortations to comparatively random violence (albeit in response to police brutality) made them inadvertent agents of normativity. Admittedly, Hiphop shades into meaningless (or inaudibility) when it adds to the chorus of black and white voices normalising consumer-capitalism. In the 1960s, black-owned record labels were at the vanguard of black businesses (see Peter Doggett, There’s a Riot Going On), but the current commodity fetishism of mainstream hiphop is a massive debasement of the (already problematic) ‘Big Payback’ demanded by James Brown, referencing Martin Luther King. Is it subversive to make ‘art’ that’s so openly about making money? Or is it defeatist?

WEB DuBois

WEB DuBois

Still, there’s an underlying urge toward significance (or ‘being taken seriously as public speakers rather than entertainers’) that can be traced back to figures like Booker T. Washington, WEB DuBois, and MLK. White mainstream pop music has no qualms about meaninglessness in lyrics… although try telling that (as an adult or parent) to a teen or pre-teen who then complains “you just don’t understand”. I’d argue that the inanities of manufactured pop music are strangely comforting to parents who actually shell out for the stuff – contra David Cameron and others, there aren’t really all that many exhortations to flaunt your teen sexuality, spend lots of money, let alone challenge the values of your parents: just irritate them, which you’re bound to do anyway. (The day after writing that, I dug up a quote from Mick Jagger – in Doggett, 2008 – claiming that rock’n'roll was never about protest, just winding up your parents, and even that’s pointless when they listen to the same music as you; it’s possible, of course, that he wasn’t being cynical, but despairing of the failure of the counter-culture.) … Continue Reading

1(a): The meaningful and the meaningless

April 14, 2009 Columns 2 Comments

For about as long as I’ve been writing about music, I’ve argued that there are so many literate, intelligent, profound lyricists out there – should you care to look – that no-one who truly loves music need ever waste their time listening to the trite, empty sentiments of lazy lyricists who happen to knock out good tunes, or be paired with a decent guitarist, say. … Continue Reading

Win a copy of Bishop Allen’s Grr… and a pair of tickets to see them live!

March 12, 2009 Competitions No Comments
Bishop Allen - Grr...

Bishop Allen - Grr...

We’ve got a copy of Bishop Allen’s Grr… and a pair of tickets to see them at any of their upcoming May dates to give away to one very lucky winner.

Said album reminds us of a load of things we love: Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin, Voxtrot, Sebadoh, hell even a bit of Pavement chucked in for extra measure. All with added universality. Yes, even more of that. … Continue Reading

The British Music Experience

March 8, 2009 Gig, Reviews No Comments
The British Music Experience

The British Music Experience

Wow! The British Music Experience is technically brilliant. No music fan visiting the O2 in Greenwich, south east London, will want to miss it. It has stacks of rock and pop memorabilia, sheet music, guitars, drumkits, dresses and interactive gadgets that play music and videos at the touch of a swipecard. You can learn a dance and get yourself filmed doing it, and then post the DVD on your own bit of the BME’s website. This will be very popular – perhaps they should have got a load of those cheap dance-mats from Argos instead so that more people can have a go without having to queue!

… Continue Reading

Inspecific ramblings

February 24, 2009 Columns 1 Comment

 

Semiotics invisible to the general public

Here’s a delightfully abrupt stream of consciousness:

Why do we keep listening to the same songs over and over again? Why is this repetition unusually innovative? … Continue Reading

The meaning of soul

February 6, 2009 Columns No Comments

To close our informative, eye-opening, enlightening series, we’ve got something in non-word form. We reckon if you’ve been following the series on a day-to-day basis, you’ll have learned a fair shot more on what you think soul is – and you may have discovered a few new artists as a result of not only their music but their opinions. How novel. … Continue Reading

Laura Izibor’s meaning of soul

February 4, 2009 Columns No Comments
Having opened for James Brown and Aretha Franklin, Dublin’s Laura Izibor is certainly well-placed to offer her opinion on what Joe Bloggs would deem ’soul’. She may well fit nicely into the Lauryn Hill slot that’s been free since the turn of the century… here’s what she she had to say: … Continue Reading

Idlewild new album news exclusive!!!

February 3, 2009 News No Comments
Idlewild

Idlewild

Our favourite “flight of stairs falling down a flight of stairs”, Idlewild, have kept us and the rest of the world guessing as to what’s going to happen next. And a certain Roddy Woomble revealed a few of his thoughts to Muso’s Guide in a recent chat, so we thought it only courteous to share. … Continue Reading

Ads, ads, ads

AdvertisementAdvertisementAdvertisementAdvertisement

What I'm Doing...

Posting tweet...

Powered by Twitter Tools.

Latest reviews

Test post on new theme

November 29, 2009

Lots of lovely text

Capsula – Rising Mountains

June 2, 2009

Other than selected single tracks here and there from long-dead sixties bands I don’t reckon I’ve heard much by Argentinian rock groups.

Stag and Dagger, Glasgow: Take Two

May 31, 2009

Glasgow has needed a festival like this for ages.

Sonic Youth – The Eternal

May 31, 2009

If anything, new album The Eternal is even more direct and straight-rocking than its predecessor: it’s what 1992’s Dirty might have sounded like without Butch Vig’s polished production.

Deerhunter – Rainwater Cassette Exchange EP

May 31, 2009

Varied, but not disjointed. Concise, but not half-formed.

Recent comments

  • AndrewBoldman: da best. Keep it going! Thank you...
  • saiko: fantastic interview!...
  • Rory: I know what you mean about them - I only saw about half of t...
  • Queenie: It was a magnificent evening, agreed. What's weird is how im...
  • EvilBob: The five folks who joined them for the jam were the members ...